“They are not smart. They took their towels and I took my fan. They were ready to sweat, I was not.”—Joani 

Meet Joani, the ice queen! She’s not that hard to please, she just has a few particular requirements:

1. No sweat. Fan, ice pack, whatever it takes—must stay dry and cool at all costs. 
2. Please be quiet. Loudness is obnoxious and wearing earplugs is uncomfortable.
3. Only artificial lighting. She likes light, just not the sun. Her natural habitat lies enclosed with curtains closed, cozy blankets, and mood light. 

That’s it! 1,2,3—happy Joani!